Five of my equines had an interview the other day (characters from left to right: Art, Siobhan, Jimmy, Cullen, and Umara) to sum it
art: "omg... is jimmy seriously licking cullen?!"
Siobhan: "dude... thats sick.."
Jimmy: * hears wedding bells*
Cullen: "oh my god... someone save me!"
Umara: *laughs hysterically*


lol this picture will probably make more sense once you read the interview... (though i am warning you theres some very crude humor involved... if you can handle family guy... you can handle the interview

Interview:::
Q-- How was your day today?
UMARA: Just Awful! thanks a mill. jimmy!
ART: it was... good... better now
SIOBHAN:boring
JIMMY: great! just great! all i did was cut my hair! and btw miss mara... MY MOM MADE ME!!!!
CULLEN: pretty good.... i could live with out the drama that comes from being a leader of a herd with tons of teenage horses.. but eh i love it


Q-- How old are you exactly? (I'm counting in human years )
UMARA: i human... im 16!
ART: 16
SIOBHAN: im 17
JIMMY: 16
CULLEN: im ageless... and priceless... it comes with immortality ya know!


Q-- What are your bad habits?
UMARA: im incurably random..
ART: Chewing on my hoofs.. and saying "what?" too much
SIOBHAN: you guys are too much... bad habits? hmmm... i dunno ask me later
JIMMY: ha! i have no bad habits! well... is being Uber Hott a bad habit! gaw i cant help it guys!
CULLEN: now jimmy.... you do have bad habits... checking out mah butt would be one of them.. im a STRAIGHT stallion!
UMARA: ROFL... cmon cullen! he cant help it! Your butt is just SO BIG! its like **BAM!**
CULLEN: UMARA! cmon now! you pervert!

Q-- Do you want a glomp?
UMARA: yes please?
ART: yeah i wants one!
SIOBHAN: A glomp? sure.... fillys only please
JIMMY: awww id love one! howd you know? can i haves a kiss too?
CULLEN: A glomp? ermm...
UMARA: oh! you cant give CULLEN (exagerates) a glomp! it would obstruct the "BIG" "BAD" "LEAD STALLION" image he has going! ROFL
CULLEN: who fed mara cookies???
JIMMY: cookies? i want some!
CULLEN: omg! jimmy... you can definitely CANNOT have cookies!
JIMMY: *sticks out tounge*


Q-- Who is your crush/love/mate?
UMARA: my beautiful boy art... . he is so so amazing! I him so much!
ART: Umara!
SIOBHAN: dont have one...
JIMMY: Cullen... hes my one true love.. and his vampire-ness makes him uber sexy!
CULLEN: oh jimmy jimmy jimmy... I AM FREAKIN' STRAIGHT!
UMARA: lol watch your butt cullen!
CULLEN: Shut up Umara!



Q-- are you a virgin?
UMARA: Oh, wouldn't you like to know
ART: yeahness
SIOBHAN: Well... ermm... none of your business
JIMMY: me? puh-leese! who's next? im a doorknob!? wanna turn?
CULLEN: Jimmy.... im gonna kick you!
JIMMY: Is that a threat or a promise?
CULLEN: *kicks jimmy* You tell me?
JIMMY: oooo... kick me again cullen! harder!
UMARA: ewww.... I think ive been scarred for life


Q-- Have you ever (thought of) killed someone?
UMARA: ummm... only Fable... but hes my brother... its normal right? RIGHT?! AHHHH! IM EVIL!
ART: confession: i killed like 50 worms
SIOBHAN: well.... not to brag... but I killed a bug once!
JIMMY: wowwww Siobhan your SOOOO tuff!
UMARA: be nice to him jimmy! er else ill hurt you
JIMMY: Dont make me laugh hysterically!
CULLEN: ok you two... enough...! anywayz... I never killed anyone i didnt have to.....

Q-- What is your pet peeve?
UMARA: Oh my flippin' gosh! I HATE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE! and ego-maniacs... and liars and thieves.. and people that dislike fall out boy because they are too "main-stream" i mean cmon... Just because they have a cult following doesnt mean..... *rambles on*
ART: whats peeve?
UMARA: its like.. something that really gets on your nerves
ART: ok... gay men
JIMMY: oh art.... your so getting jumped!
SIOBHAN: well idk, i dislike mares with huge egos, and what not... hey Mara... whos justin... and what does he have against lakes that he would go so far as to throw timber? and where did that boy fall??? im confused! *sighs*
JIMMY: siobhan! you retard! justin timberlake is lame.. but FOB!! OMG!!!! Pete Wentz... ooooo... he turns me on!
CULLEN: *rolls eyes* my pet peeve are rival herds...and jimmy... yeah especially jimmy
JIMMY: oh you know you love me cullen!

Q-- Do you really want this interview to end?
UMARA: yeah.. kinda... i gots a headache
ART:no never
SIOBHAN: I dont really mind, it gives me something to do and all.
JIMMYf course not... i feel so loved that you guys would care so much about me that you would interview muah!
UMARA: *rolls eyes* wow...
CULLEN: yes actually.. i gotta get back to the other herd members pronto... something about ezzy getting stuck in a tree?... hey ya'll should keep these guys here for a week or two...especially jimmy... jk jk.. but seriously... please keep jimmy?

Q-- what are you going to do about this interview not ending?
UMARA: nada darn thing
ART: idk
SIOBHAN: well... idk?
JIMMY: you guys are leaving? nooo! look at me!!!! ask me questions! make me famous!!!! at least stay for an orgy?
ART: Ewww! never!
CULLEN: ok jimmy.... you know what...
JIMMY: yes my sexy vampire?
CULLEN: AHHHH! ok!!!!! im so outta here!

all characters (C)
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